She's Got a Meal Ticket to Ride

Heather Mills is hopping on the liberal bandwagon (I know… I couldn’t help it) and proving that the job she’s really cut out for is that of U.S. Senator from Massachusetts, because she’s trying to sound personally virtuous in voicing her attempts to give away somebody else’s money:

On the offensive after 18 months of relative silence following the breakup of her marriage to Sir Paul McCartney, Heather Mills said in an interview Thursday that the union broke up in part over the ex-Beatle’s refusal to spend more of his fortune on charity.

This is why Mills is going to donate, in Paul’s name, all the millions she gets in the divorce settlement to charity. What? Oh…

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