Got Rats Milk?

In what could become a whole new revenue stream for crack-house owners, animal Rights activist, Paul McCartney ex (nearly) and meat-free nutburger Heather Mills wants us all to avoid cows and instead drink rats milk in order to save the planet.

And if you don’t like rats, just do like Mills and suck on the teat of a Beatle.

Author: Doug Powers

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