Oprah Stumping for Obama, Jammy Party Coming to a Town Near You

Great news, girlfriend! Oprah Winfrey is going to be travelling to Iowa, New Hampshire and South Carolina to campaign for Barack Obama.

Oprah agreed to endorse Obama after Barack agreed to a couple of terms. 1) Secretary of State, Dr. Robin Smith, and 2) The Department of Education will sponsor armed patrols of Oprah’s school in South Africa.

A poster pitching an Oprah/Obama event in Iowa includes some unnecessary information, however:


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