Please Return Your Life Partners to Their Original Upright Positions

If you’re going to be flying soon and are looking for a discount on holiday travel, Alaska Air has some great deals for you.

Oh, but you have to admit to being gay first… sort of.

The “gay” page at Alaska Air is here. So, if you’re looking for a good deal, aren’t afraid to say you’re gay, and you don’t mind sitting next to Barney Frank while watching the in-flight movie, “Edge of Seventeen,” you’ve found your airline!

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“Why, would they send us someplace special?”