Celine’s Swan Song: Hillary Clinton in Major Campaign Shakeup

So much for Celine Dion’s song “You and I” carrying Hillary through to the election. That song has been dumped in favor of “Blue Sky” by Big Head Todd and the Monsters.

The Clinton camp had no response when pressed by ABC News to explain why the sudden change from chick-favorite Vegas-anchored Dion to the masculine, Colorado-native Monsters.

I’ll explain it: Obama surges in polls. Frankly I’m surprised Hillary’s people didn’t choose a Barry White song. I heard she was going to go with the Flock of Seagulls “Iran (so far away)” but Ron Paul’s already using that one.

Celine Dion, you failed Hillary big time!

In related news…

A hiker found Celine Dion dead this morning in Ft. Marcy Park of an apparent suicide. Dion had dragged herself behind a car, shot herself in the head four times and stuck a knife in her back:


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