Outsourcing Horror Stories, Part XXIV: The Pakistani Call Center

I rarely if ever relay ‘net jokes here, but I ran across this one and can’t help myself. Forgive me if you’ve heard it:

A Florida man is terribly depressed, so he dials up the suicide hotline. He ends up in touch with the hotline’s call center in Pakistan.

“I’m suicidal,” the man tells the operator.

After a short pause and some background chatter, the operator responds: “Do you know how to drive a stick?”