‘Fred, or Else’

If I ever run for public office, which will happen just after I accept the Miss America crown and am awarded a Super Bowl ring, I’m going to forgo the “Madison Avenue” ad agencies and just let the general public create my ads — they’re usually far more effective than what over-schooled, under-whelming marketing gurus come up with.

Below is an example of one that Fred Thompson really should use. “Kill the terrorists. Protect the borders. Punch the hippies” — all set to a “kick you in the face” soundtrack. What’s not to like?

This ad would make Fred’s opposition most Disturbed:

(h/t RWN)

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.