Another Clinton Coincidence? Enquiring Minds Want to Know

Just after it was reported that John Edwards (aka “Silky Pony,” aka “The Breck Girl,” aka “Bambi”) has risen in the Iowa polls to be in a virtual tie with Obama and Hillary among likely caucus goers, this comes out:

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Not to defend Captain Creme Rinse, but here’s something to keep in mind:

What the tabloid’s readers, in politics and out, may not know is that a key owner of the Enquirer is a prominent New York investment banker and one of Hillary Clinton’s key backers, Roger Altman. Altman was an official in the first Clinton administration, and his name is often mentioned as a possible Clinton Treasury Secretary.

I’ll be you a case of TIGI S-Factor Serious Conditioner and a cut, style & bikini waxing at Pink Sapphire that the odds of the timing of the release of this story being a “coincidence” are about the same as the odds the Clintons have a loving and respectful marriage.

If it is being done on purpose, the plan could radically backfire. Recent history has proven that the Democrat base loves a cheating bastard. The Clintons are probably just pissed that they might have some competition — an unspeakable infringement on their graphite zipper copyright — and it won’t be allowed to stand.

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.