Just after it was reported that John Edwards (aka “Silky Pony,” aka “The Breck Girl,” aka “Bambi”) has risen in the Iowa polls to be in a virtual tie with Obama and Hillary among likely caucus goers, this comes out:
Not to defend Captain Creme Rinse, but here’s something to keep in mind:
What the tabloid’s readers, in politics and out, may not know is that a key owner of the Enquirer is a prominent New York investment banker and one of Hillary Clinton’s key backers, Roger Altman. Altman was an official in the first Clinton administration, and his name is often mentioned as a possible Clinton Treasury Secretary.
I’ll be you a case of TIGI S-Factor Serious Conditioner and a cut, style & bikini waxing at Pink Sapphire that the odds of the timing of the release of this story being a “coincidence” are about the same as the odds the Clintons have a loving and respectful marriage.
If it is being done on purpose, the plan could radically backfire. Recent history has proven that the Democrat base loves a cheating bastard. The Clintons are probably just pissed that they might have some competition — an unspeakable infringement on their graphite zipper copyright — and it won’t be allowed to stand.