The Ministry of the Interior in Saudi Arabia runs a “rehabilitation program” for what CBC News describes as “extremists” — a word that I think is safe to change to its more precise meaning: Terrorists and would-be terrorists.

The “demographic” of the rehab facility is a term that has a “Cub-Scouts-meets-Al Qaeda” ring to it — “junior jihadis.”

How do you go about reforming a Junior Jihadi? Here are a few of the 12-steps:

The rehabilitation program involves art therapy and attending religious education classes, psychological classes and reconnecting with family members.
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Al Haer is equipped with what Mardini calls “mating rooms”, for conjugal visits. They are furnished with double beds and comfortable chairs. Prisoners are allowed two 24-hour conjugal visits each month.

Arts, crafts, family connections, free psychological help and 48 hours of sex a month? If this doesn’t make the JJ’s have a new appreciation for us infidels — not to mention Congress — nothing will.

I guarantee you that somewhere in the United States there is, at this very moment, a liberal professor embedded deeply in a university office on some campus working diligently on study that will prove that terrorism isn’t a choice, but rather a disease for which we must have more compassion for the afflicted parties.

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Connecting the junior jihadi to positive influences is one of the keys in breaking the terrorism addiction, according to the Saudi Ministry of the Interior. Above we see a junior jihadi being put back on the path of righteousness thanks to the strong bond shared by family

Update: These rehab clinics are popping up too late to save the likes of Benazir Bhutto and at least 20 others. Bhutto assassinated in Pakistan.

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