Here’s something that sounds like a good deal if you’re looking for ways to be an irresponsible parent at no extra cost to you.

If you’re in Iowa and going to the caucus tomorrow night, friends of Hillary will watch your kids for you:

Meet Hillary Clinton’s secret weapon in Iowa: baby-sitters.

In Thursday’s caucuses, it all comes down to getting out the vote. And Clinton is going to the extremes, even lining up baby-sitters and day care centers for caucus-going moms.
The Clinton campaign is opening day care centers across the state, including three in Des Moines, and has enlisted a legion of teenage girls to render their tyke-watching services.

And now it’s time to meet the babysitting staff:


See? You Hawkeye State parents have nothing to worry about. Just do me a favor. When you pick up your kids, tell the staff you really appreciate it because you wouldn’t have been able to go vote for Obama without Hillary’s generous assistance.

Update: If more parents had heeded Hillary’s recent advice, they wouldn’t need her damn babysitting help at all.


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