Thrilling News for John Edwards

John Edwards has reason to be excited today! Is it because he’s leading in the Iowa polls? No. It wasn’t a great day in that aspect. Heck, his tour bus even did its best impression of what would happen to the country under Edwards’ policies and broke down — which set his schedule back quite a bit.

No, the reason John Edwards has reason to smile today is because his N. Carolina neighbor who has been described as “slummy” and a “gun toting Republican,” and who is a Giuliani backer, is moving to S. Carolina.

I was praying that Rupert Murdoch would purchase the property, but it didn’t work out that way. Damn!

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.