Here it is: “Supreme Court Justice Bill Clinton.”
Think about it. There’s precedent for such a move, and it would allow the Bonnie & Clyde of deceit and deception to pretend to still be married while keeping them a respectable distance apart so nobody is offended by any number of girlfriends — same goes for Bill.
Probably at least three justices will retire in the next few years — either to spend more time with their families or because they lost the case of “Justice v. G. Reaper.” Why wouldn’t Bill be a logical replacement?
Yes, it’s a horrifying thought. Almost as horrifying as Hillary’s floating head of terror. Hopefully tonight Iowans can help ensure this never happens, but I’m not counting on it.