Lindsay Lohan is personally flying in to lobby this one through Congress.


Trade lobbyists expect the White House to try to force a vote on a controversial trade pact with Colombia, a risky election-year strategy that holds potential political ramifications for both parties.

This may prompt some of the presidential candidates to propose a “National Doritos Care” program. Having our munchies satisfied is a right, Mrs. Clinton!


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