High Times: Free Trade Agreement With Columbia Possible

Lindsay Lohan is personally flying in to lobby this one through Congress.

From TheHill.com:

Trade lobbyists expect the White House to try to force a vote on a controversial trade pact with Colombia, a risky election-year strategy that holds potential political ramifications for both parties.

This may prompt some of the presidential candidates to propose a “National Doritos Care” program. Having our munchies satisfied is a right, Mrs. Clinton!