Maybe Russians Don't Take a Dump Without a Plan, But It Looks Like Fred Did

I never thought Thompson would win New Hampshire, but I sure never would have guessed that Dennis Kucinich would have gotten more votes than him:


The data clearly shows that the much courted extraterrestrial vote didn’t shift away from Kucinich and to Thompson.

The failure of Thompson to catch on leaves me with a crop of candidates that, with a possible exception or two, have me as optimistic as Wesley Snipes right before a tax audit.

Fred, arguably the most conservative in the GOP bunch, might stay in the race. Maybe he believes he still has a chance, or maybe it’s just that, because of the ongoing writers strike, he simply has nothing better to do.

Author: Doug Powers

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