If you’re just too busy this year and don’t have time to study up on all the candidates, let VoteChooser.com make the pick for you. Just answer these ten simple questions, hit “submit,” and you’ll have your candidate. It says I have the most things in common with Mitt Romney. Obviously net worth isn’t taken […]

Today marks two big anniversaries. First, it’s the 10th anniversary of the “Vast Right Wing Conspiracy”: Ten years ago Hillary Clinton (then the First Lady) went on television with Matt Lauer and said: “This is the great story here for anybody willing to find and write about it and explain it is this vast right-wing […]

From our ever-busy “With friends like these…” department, this just in: The New York Times has endorsed two candidates this primary season: one Democrat, and one… nearly Democrat. Hillary Clinton and John McCain are the paper’s choices going into the “Super Tuesday” primaries in about ten days. Normally candidates tout newspaper endorsements, but for a […]

Al Gore reminded the attendees at the World Economic Forum meeting in Davos, Switzerland (seems like they’d at least pick someplace hot so this would be an easier sell — it’s 28 degrees in Davos right now) that “climate change” is much worse than he initially feared. Okay, how much money do you want now, […]

Yesterday Dennis Kucinich dropped out of the running for the Democratic nomination, and today the Internet is abuzz with stories about a “human-like figure” on the surface of Mars that was photographed by NASA’s rover Spirit. This just can’t be a coincidence.

Yes, I know I don’t say that often, but credit where credit is due. In the GOP debate last night that was sponsored by Sominex, the topic turned to the economy, and Mike Huckabee knows what he’s talking about on that topic. After all, as governor of Arkansas, Huck was in charge of a place […]

Many Americans, with the definite exception of Willie Nelson and Wesley Snipes, are going to be getting a check from the IRS fairly soon. The zookeeper has decided to throw back a few scraps in the form of what the government laughably calls an “economic stimulus package”: Under the deal, nearly everyone earning a paycheck […]

Actress America Ferrera, along with Chelsea and friends, are campaigning for Hillary Clinton. Apparently we’re supposed to vote for Hillary just because she’s a woman. So what? Elena Ceausescu, Valeria Messalina, Typhoid Mary and any number of serial killers were women too. But, as America might say — “what-everrrr“… So, without further adieu, meet the […]

Over a week ago, the ACLU defended Senator Larry Craig, saying that there is Minnesota precedent for allowing sex in the stall of a public restroom — not that Craig tried to do any of that — not that there would be anything wrong with it if he did — not that he did: The […]

We all know that the “Westboro Baptist Church” — whose legendary “methinks the lady doth protest too much” hatred of gays makes Mahmoud Ahmadinejad look like Elton John — is just an insane asylum posing an actual religion. But now they’re expanding. The WBC (We Be Crazy) isn’t just limiting itself to picketing at the […]

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