Michael Jackson’s Miracle of Science

The Daily Mail has a rather funny intro to a story containing some pictures of Michael Jackson’s children: It would be pointless trying to judge a family resemblance, given that the man they’re supposed to take after doesn’t even look like himself any more.

That’s not what struck me as odd. What’s weird is that his kids look a little like Jackson after his first few plastic surgeries leading up to the early 90’s. In other words, it would appear he had genetic plastic surgery at the same time his physical appearance was altered.

That’s how you know you have too much money — when you can afford to have nip/tuck on your DNA.

As you can tell, I’m dying to talk about anything but politics this weekend. The McCain thing’s got me a little down. Tomorrow morning, a Super Bowl round-table.

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.