Everything I can say about today has been said, so we might as well let some women who call themselves porn actors (frankly a couple of them must work under some sort of “pay to play” system) tell us all about Super Tuesday and who their favorite candidates are.

They backed Perot in ’92, which I think is where his “giant sucking sound” slogan emerged, but nowadays the vast majority of these porn stars are Democrats.

The fact that most porn stars are Democrats is less than shocking, as to vote for that party requires a tremendous willingness to get the shaft:


Oh well, they’re still smarter than these people who showed up to vote today in Wisconsin — a state where there is no Super Tuesday election. It’s official: the cheese has seeped through their craniums and caused cheddar-burn on their frontal lobes.

Update: A lot of people in Flori-duh are wanting to know where they can vote today as well. They missed their only opportunity to accidentally vote for Buchanan last week.

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