And the Latest Victim of Global Warming Is…

…the Loch Ness Monster:

Legendary Nessie hunter Robert Rines is giving up his search for the monster after 37 years.
After almost four decades of fruitless expeditions, he admitted: “Unfortunately, I’m running out of age.”

World War II veteran Robert has devoted almost half his life to scouring Loch Ness.
Despite having hundreds of sonar contacts over the years, the trail has since gone cold and Rines believes that Nessie may be dead, a victim of global warming.

Or Rines could just be a wacko. Nah, it’s global warming! Somebody get Gore on the phone, pronto, before Sasquatch and the Tooth Fairy get heatstroke!