And the Latest Victim of Global Warming Is…

…the Loch Ness Monster:

Legendary Nessie hunter Robert Rines is giving up his search for the monster after 37 years.
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After almost four decades of fruitless expeditions, he admitted: “Unfortunately, I’m running out of age.”

World War II veteran Robert has devoted almost half his life to scouring Loch Ness.
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Despite having hundreds of sonar contacts over the years, the trail has since gone cold and Rines believes that Nessie may be dead, a victim of global warming.

Or Rines could just be a wacko. Nah, it’s global warming! Somebody get Gore on the phone, pronto, before Sasquatch and the Tooth Fairy get heatstroke!

Author: Doug Powers

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