My Confession

Larry Sinclair, a self-proclaimed gay man from Minnesota, posted a video on YouTube on which he says he did drugs and engaged in homosexual activity with Barack Obama as late as 1999.

The website subsequently asked Sinclair to take a lie-detector test, and to sweeten the deal, they offered him $10,000 just to take the test, and $100,000 if he passes the test. So no matter what, Sinclair walks away with ten grand.

Keeping those details in mind compels me to put forth this uncomfortable confession, but I feel I owe it to my readers: I did drugs and had sex with Barack Obama!