You never know, if Hillary’s campaign gets much more strapped for cash, much to our horror, she might consider a proposal that I suspect is being made by a major stockholder in Pepto Bismol:
I am a retired entrepreneur who thrived during the prosperous years of the Clinton administration. Because I feel I have a debt to President and Senator Clinton, I am making a radical, “out of the box” proposal to her which I think will enhance her stature to people around the world, especially women.
I am offering Senator Clinton $750,000 to pose for a series of tasteful, artistic nude photos. I am NOT talking about pornography; these would be tasteful photos which would show Senator Clinton as an older woman who is fully in control of her body and her sexuality.
President Hillary Clinton would represent a new direction for America and these photos would serve to demonstrate her commitment to that new brave, bold direction.
A video made by the man who made the offer is here.
By the way, this will never happen, because I heard that Bill has offered Hillary a cool million to keep her clothes on.
Oh, and major apologies to the J. Geils Band for the title of this post.