Idaho Senator Larry Craig is looking for summer interns.

If interested, your personality must click with the Senator’s. The application deadline is approaching, so don’t stall, because the door will swing shut by mid-March. Finalists will be flushed out by early April. Must wash hands before returning to work. Those who are not going to be chosen will see the writing on the wall by late spring.

Okay, I admit it — I’m just doing anything to avoid talking about Hillary and Obama’s sickening gang-banging of a dog-eared copy of Das Kapital that took place last night on MSNBC.

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