As Lt. Frank Drebin of Police Squad once said, “Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes”: The nation’s top federal election official told Sen. John McCain yesterday that he cannot immediately withdraw from the presidential public financing system as he had requested, a decision that threatens to dramatically restrict his spending until the general election campaign […]

There’s a scene in the movie “Airplane” where two heavily armed men in berets and one sweet old lady are walking through a metal detector. The buzzer goes off, and security grabs the elderly woman and throws her up against the wall as the two would-be terrorists proceed unimpeded. That movie was more prophetic that […]

Columnist Robert Novak poses a question concerning what may be the most dangerous job in America. Soldier? Nope. Police officer? No. Astronaut? Nuh uh. The most dangerous job in America is the one held by whoever has to tell Hillary she’s finished. I can’t help but picture the scene in the movie Gladiator where the […]

Just when you thought American kids shows were bad… Charles at LGF points to this rather surreal Hamas kids show and highlights some of the content: Yes, it’s Assud the Jew-eating Hamas rabbit, appearing again on the Hamas kid’s show Pioneers of Tomorrow with zombie child host Saraa, urging Palestinian children to boycott Danish products, […]

Today’s column at WorldNetDaily began last Wednesday night, during what’s referred to as “The eclipse that saved Columbus.” While stranded on Jamaica, Christopher Columbus used a particular trick and took advantage of a general lack of scientific understanding among island natives in order to get out of a jam. It occurred to me that Columbus’ […]

The inherent fury knows no bounds. This from Great Britain: Furious Muslims have heavily criticised Walkers crisps after it emerged that certain varieties of the manufacturer’s products contain trace elements of alcohol. Some crisp types use minute amounts of alcohol as a chemical agent to extract certain flavours. [...] Mr Rehman told the paper: “A […]

My column tomorrow is going to be about Al Gore’s ongoing hoax that makes the Nigerian email scam look like a kid stealing a pack of gum. Every time I write about the trickery that is the big-business of “man made climate change,” I get angry email from enviro-sheep, persecuting me to the point that […]

You never know, if Hillary’s campaign gets much more strapped for cash, much to our horror, she might consider a proposal that I suspect is being made by a major stockholder in Pepto Bismol: I am a retired entrepreneur who thrived during the prosperous years of the Clinton administration. Because I feel I have a […]

The return of “Saturday Stupid” of course means the return of Klem Kadiddlehopper, our fearless, witless mascot. Here are a few news items that begged to be featured on “Saturday Stupid”: –The president of Turkmenistan fired 30 journalists, directors, camera operators and technical staff from a state television station because a cockroach ran across the […]

If you’re not thrilled with the choice of John McCain for president, and you don’t want Obama or Clinton, just hold on — help is on the way! Ralph Nader, heir apparent to the throne of Pat Paulsen, may be close to announcing his intention to be resoundingly defeated once again in another presidential election. […]

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