Monday Afternoon Nail Biter

If you think your weekend went badly, watch this passenger jet trying to land in very high winds in Hamburg, Germany on Saturday, scraping the left wing on the runway while 131 people on board screamed “Heilig fickin scheisse!”.

Without terrific pilot skill, the Airbus A320 would have become a metaphor for Hillary’s campaign. It subsequently landed on the second go-around:

“I’m Ted Striker, and I approve this message.”