A Product Pitch for Governor Spitzer

A while back, after there was a slew of politicians who got into trouble in a short period of time, I wrote a customizable press-release for government officials looking for a way out of their self-induced misery. I personally think it’s a gold-mine of a business idea.

New York Governor Eliot Spitzer, who’s in some serious call-girl trouble and may resign before you can say “love you long time,” should think about purchasing this exclusive product: The Besieged Politician Blame-Deflecting Press Release Creator.

Far be it from me to turn a politician’s personal misery into a business opportunity, but still, I’m just trying to help.

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.