Congressman Death?

At last, a candidate who could really do America some good:

(CNN) – Jack Kevorkian, the assisted suicide advocate currently on parole from prison, is planning a run for Congress, a Detroit newspaper reported Wednesday.

According to the Oakland Press, Kevorkian is planning to mount an independent bid in Michigan’s 9th District seat currently occupied by Republican Joe Knollenberg.

If prehistoric oddball Kevorkian would promise to load over half of Washington in his rusty VW van for “politics with dignity,” he might get my vote.