Hillary’s Puerto Rican Pageantry

Fifty-five delegates are up for grabs in the June 1st Democrat primary in the U.S. Caribbean territory, and Hillary has a golden opportunity to do some schmoozing:

A spokesman for Hillary Clinton says the Democratic presidential hopeful will pose a question to a contestant in the Miss World Puerto Rico pageant via a prerecorded video.

Spokesman Angel Urena says Clinton was invited to participate by pageant organizers and had a lot of fun recording the question. Urena did not say Wednesday what the question will be in Thursday night’s pageant.

Isn’t it great that a life-long radical feminist (who has been forced to camouflage it for a few years for political expediency) has been reduced to asking questions at a beauty contest?

Don’t think for a second that Hillary isn’t watching every episode of Chico and the Man and all the Sanford and Son shows that featured Fred and Lamont’s neighbor, Julio, so as to perfect a new condescendingly phony accent.

ExUrbanLeague.com has ten suggestions for questions that Hillary should ask the contestants. Here’s my favorite:

3) “My husband hasn’t been hanging out in your dressing room has he?”

Author: Doug Powers

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