Hillary’s Getting Punchy

Campaigning in Pennsylvania, Hillary Clinton is comparing herself to Philadelphia’s own fictional boxer, Rocky Balboa. Wow, I must have missed the Rocky sequel where he bravely stood up to sniper fire in Bosnia.

As some Clinton critics are pointing out, the similarities between Hillary and Rocky, at least in the first movie, are uncanny, as both end up getting beaten by a black man.

Bill’s doing his part to maintain the “Rocky” theme by making a pledge to find a woman named Adrian who works at a pet store and get her pregnant.

Meanwhile, the real Rocky, Sylvester Stallone, endorsed John McCain.

Update: Rocky’s not even halfway up the library steps and is running out of gas.


Cauliflower McThugg is losing the fight with reality