Bush to Get Fairly Stone’d, ASAP

Oliver Stone is rushing production of his bio-pic on George W. Bush so it can be released before Bush leaves office.

Stone promises the film will be a fair depiction of the president, something that’s clearly evident when Stone relays the question the movie hopes to answer: “How did an alcoholic bum become most powerful leader in world?”

If that isn’t enough to convince you of the non-bias, playing Bush will be Josh Brolin, son of liberal James Brolin, husband of legendary Bush-hating doofus Barbra Streisand. Even with Stone directing, some say Barbra Streisand is concerned that her stepson is taking part in a project which may generate sympathy for W. Uh huh.

James Cromwell and Ellen Burstyn, both fierce libs who were vehimently opposed to the Iraq war (though Cromwell nudges himself into the ‘Moonbat’ category with his financial support of Dennis Kucinich), will portray George HW and Barbara Bush.

Fairness? Yep. The bias will be fairly distributed among the script and cast.

Author: Doug Powers

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