Newest Product From ‘Make Pro-Gun Control Liberals Wet Themselves, Inc.’

I ran across this while looking for something else, but just had to relay the information as it could simply ruin the weekend of John Kerry.

It’s a flashlight — it’s a carry-case — it’s the Magpul Industries FMG-9, the 9mm submachine gun that folds neatly for easy transport and storage.

I’m betting that Jimmy (aka The Conservative UAW Guy) has one of these babies:


Here’s a brief demonstration:

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