Charlton Heston Dies, The Left Mourns

The great actor Charlton Heston has died, and because he believed in gun rights for Americans, the political left is mourning as only they can. They can finally pry that rifle from Heston’s cold, dead hands.

Heartfelt sentiments are pouring in from all corners of the liberal world. Some feel that God took Heston in the wrong way.

Michael Moore has to be especially torn up over Heston’s death. Now Moore will have to find some other old person with Alzheimer’s to ambush and then take it all out of context in post-production for political motives.

Rest in peace, Mr. Heston. You’ll be missed… by most of us anyway.

Author: Doug Powers

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