Rampant Speculation: The Huckabee Clock

There’s been much speculation as to what the countdown clock on Mike Huckabee’s website signifies.

Since it’ll be April 15th when it winds down, will it have something to do with the Fair Tax?

Will Huckabee announce a third party run?

Could it be that’s when The Rapture will take place? (if anybody has inside info on that, it’s Huckabee)

Is Huck going to announce that he’s the new bass player for Metallica?

The suspense is… frankly, not that great.

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Author: Doug Powers

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