Protect Your Right to Privacy and to Look Like an Ass

This morning I saw this featured on Fox News and had to look it up for myself.

If you travel often and don’t want anybody to see what you’re typing on your laptop computer, forget about simply finding a seat that backs up to a wall and give “the privacy scarf” a try.

I’m sure this would never draw the attention of airport security:

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This reminds me of why I quit wearing turtle-necks.

Here are some other designs. Pick one up today before somebody auto-erotic-asphyxiates themselves to death and they’re taken off the market.

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.