Tiny Nationalists Deface My Driveway

Yesterday there were, depending on the time of day, between four and ten kids running in and around the compound.

This morning I noticed this written in sidewalk chalk on the driveway:


In case you can’t read it, it says “Asia is whatever, America is forever.”

So far I’ve been unable to root out the little graffiti-happy quasi-McCarthyite in question in order to buy him or her an ice cream cone, but I won’t quit until I find out who perpetrated this uber-nationalist dastardly example of Orientalism run amok.

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.