Obama, Clinton Breathe Sigh of Relief After Dukakis Refuses to Endorse a Candidate

That sound you heard after a reporter asked Michael Dukakis which candidate he was supporting for president was Hillary and Barack running off to hide.

Fortunately for them, Dukakis refused to offer an endorsement. Whew! That’d be like applying for a job as a school bus driver and attaching a letter of recommendation from Ted Kennedy.


Major apologies to the Zucker brothers and Jim Abrahams.