This is No Boating Accident!

The following Guardian story has been added to the ridiculous laundry list of things that cause global warming:

Surge in fatal shark attacks blamed on global warming

I get it… the greenhouse effect caused by your SUV and gas-powered leaf blower makes the water warmer, which makes sharks grumpy and in need of a refreshing appetizer. Humans, seeking relief from the hot air, go swimming in waters full of hot, hungry, grumpy sharks… okay, I think I see where they’re going. Sounds plausible.


“You’re gonna need a bigger carbon credit.”