Hillary’s Tea Grows Weaker by the Day

Campaigning in West Virginia yesterday, Hillary Clinton said this:

“A woman is like a tea bag. You never know how strong she is until she is in hot water.”

Ted Kennedy, in the state to push for Obama, cleared his throat and quickly changed the subject.

Hillary’s people are really reaching for their lines, aren’t they? What’s next? “West Virginians are like the foundations of Amish barns — both often get laid during a family reunion.”

At least Hillary didn’t use any still or outhouse references — as far as I know.

Hillary’s candidacy is like a teabag. It’s on a very thin thread and about to be discarded.

Author: Doug Powers

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