Get Your Environmentally Friendly ‘McCain/Gore 08’ Merchandise

The latest attempt by the McCain campaign to placate the environmental left: John McCain eco-friendly merchandise

Here’s a sample:

Go Green McCain Embroidered Polo Shirt with New Recycle Logo (stone) Our Price: $50.00

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70% Bamboo 30% Cotton.

Psst — hey Senator — the environmental left isn’t going to vote for you anyway! Give it up. How about a “Sorry about voting against Kyoto” shirt, made of 60% crude oil, 30% burning tires and 10% Hummer exhaust?

By the way, all McCain for President clothing is made from 70% bamboo and 30% cotton. It seems like McCain would have had his fill of friggin’ bamboo, doesn’t it?

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**Green offer does not include wife’s private jet

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is an author, columnist and blogger covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint. Doug is also a guest blogger for Michelle Malkin (MichelleMalkin.com). In Doug's spare time he enjoys playing with his kids, football, baseball, basketball and speaking in the third person.