New Conspiracy Theory: Bush Orchestrated 9/11 to Pad Michael Moore’s Bank Account

From the New York Post:

Sources say the “Sicko” director will get $20 million upfront for his sequel to “Fahrenheit 9/11” from backers Paramount Vantage and Overture Films even though the documentary will cost him only about $7 million to make, meaning he’ll pocket roughly $13 million even if it bombs.

What would we do without liberals exposing the motives of rich, greedy, fat-cat white men? Well, in this case, there would be one less rich, greedy, fat-cat white man.

Bonus trivia question: What’s the last thing a fried cake sees? Answer here.

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