Why Hillary Won’t Quit

Kentucky and Oregon vote today. It’s desperation time. If Hillary doesn’t win the nomination, the only thing the Clintons have left is each other:


“Uh…onward we go!”

If there was ever a theme song for the current state of Hillary’s campaign, it’s Sonny Gianotta’s Gunga Din parody, “The Last Blast Of The Blasted Bugler.”

Update: Here’s the Clinton joke-of-the-day, which comes from David Letterman: “Hillary’s campaign is running short of cash, but she figured out how to raise some money. While in Kentucky, she sold the stud rights for Bill.”