Cover-Uppers Having Trouble Adjusting to Being Cover-Uppees?

What’s wrong with the Democrats’ race for the presidential nomination? Hillary should be winning, right?

In reality, according to Bill, she is winning, but there is some sort of all-powerful controlling force at work that is covering up the fact that Hillary is in actuality the nominee:

Former President Clinton said that Democrats were more likely to lose in November if Sen. Hillary Clinton is not the nominee and suggested that some were trying to “push and pressure and bully” superdelegates to make up their minds prematurely.
Clinton also suggested that some were trying to “cover up” Hillary Clinton’s chances of winning in key states that Democrats will have to win in the general election.

“‘Oh, this is so terrible: The people they want her. Oh, this is so terrible: She is winning the general election, and he is not. Oh, my goodness, we have to cover this up.'”

The Clintons’ continued descent into psychosis keeps reminding me of the climactic scene in The Caine Mutiny.


“It’s a conspiracy to keep Hillary from the presidency, that’s what it is! And then of course there’s that missing quart of strawberries!”

Author: Doug Powers

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