After this post, I promise I won’t mention a pop star for at least three months, but how bad was Mariah Carey’s “first pitch” at a baseball game in Japan? So horrible that the Detroit Tigers just signed her on to replace Francisco Cruceta as their ace middle reliever.

Maybe the Tigers would play better if they switched their uniforms to something like Mariah is wearing here while throwing her speciality: The two-foot fastball.


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