Barack Obama has received the endorsement of Barbra Streisand, but there’s even potentially worse news:

AMMAN (AFP) – Archaeologists in Jordan have unearthed what they claim is the world’s first church, dating back almost 2,000 years, The Jordan Times reported on Tuesday.

Just to be safe, the Obama campaign released a statement denying the Senator ever attended that church or even knew anything about it. This is all in spite of the fact that archaeologists have found hieroglyphics on an altar that feature the likeness of a man appearing to be Reverend Wright just above the caption, “God damn the Semitic Amorites!”

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