New York Carriage Horses Going Baldwin

Some things are so deserved that I find this honor very moving, if you’ll pardon the expession:

Alec Baldwin, who would prefer to see carriage horses euthanized than playing their trade in Manhattan, led a recent protest to eliminate the industry. Now he’s in deep doo-doo with the Horse & Carriage Association of New York. Yesterday, the group “honored” him by naming the diapers attached behind the steeds to catch manure “Baldwin Bags.” The “30 Rock” star had no comment.

Hey, if George W. Bush deserves a sewer plant named in his honor, then Baldwin has certainly earned a horse’s crap-sack in his.

The People for the Ethical Treatment of Alec Baldwin organization is pleased.


“Alec to Mother Ship. Alec to Mother Ship. Great news… I’ve received yet another accolade!”