What’s Bush Up To With Iran?

What’s the secret plan behind this? Under President Bush’s watch, exports to Iran have increased tenfold on the following items: Brassieres, bull semen, weapons, cosmetics, fur clothing, sculptures, perfume and musical instruments.

Sounds to me like somebody finally got around to cleaning out Bill Clinton’s Oval Office closet.

But maybe the truth is something darker, and that stuff is just a distraction for the most sinister part of the plan: During Bush’s terms, $158 million worth of cigarettes have been exported to Iran. Cigarettes!

The U.S. and Israel can just stand down and wait for the emphysema and cancer to kick in. Mwa-ha-haa. We can get the bras and guns back later when we deliver the money the courts will award the Iranians after they sue big tobacco.