Here’s one to help fill our mid-week appetite for wild and sinister conspiracy theories.
Remember that plane that Barack Obama was in that had to make an unscheduled landing because it had mechanical problems? (an emergency slide located in the plane’s tail section deployed in flight and pressed against hydraulic lines leading to actuators)
Turns out, it was a pretty serious problem.
Oh, and that very MD-80 jet was loaned to the Obama campaign by… Hillary Clinton.
Now that really does it. I refuse to vote for somebody dumb enough to dash the life-long dream of Hillary Clinton and then actually fly on an airplane he borrowed from her (a flight known as the Ron Brown Express). “Hope” and “change” are precariously perched on that fine line between guts and stupidity.
I never thought I’d have say this, but don’t eat those cupcakes Hillary just baked for you either, Senator Obama. And if she offers to take you skydiving and to pack your chute, you may want to politely decline that offer as well.
Hillary was right. Ya just never know what might happen just before an election. Hmm.