Westboro Baptist Church Off Meds Again, Will Picket Tony Snow Funeral

Could somebody please put this handful of inspirations for the invention of the straight-jacket out of our misery?

If you’re cruising through DC on Thursday and see anybody with a “God hate fags” sign, please drive recklessly:

A Kansas church well-known for its protests at the funerals of fallen American soldiers plans to picket at this week’s funeral of former Press Secretary Tony Snow, declaring that Snow is “a very bad monkey” who is “now burning in hell.”

Can we please stop calling this bunch of skittle-brained, repressed homosexuals a “church.” At the very most it’s a semi-organized free-range psych ward.

Here’s the announcement of the protest on the WBC’s website:

National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception
400 Michigan Ave. NE

Tony Snow (Press Secretary for 6 “B” George W. Bush) is dead, YES! He had a platform, he was given some small talent by his creator. He was an unfaithful steward, and is now residing in hell.

Each opportunity he had to faithfully report what the servants at WBC had to tell this country/world, Tony Snow besmerched and vilified the words of God and the people of God.

Thereby being a party to the crime of passing laws to make the preaching of the gospel to this adulterous and sinful generation = criminal activity. That is a very bad monkey!

Essentially what they’re saying is that refusing to interview the WBC loons = criminal activity. Well then call me guilty… I mean, a “very bad monkey.”

Who wouldn’t want to sit down with these people for a nice, sane and polite conversation?


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