Barack Hard: For Dems, the Thrill is Not Gone

At a big Obama rah-rah, Denver Mayor John Hickenlooper gave an engorged, inflated rallying cry that’s becoming frighteningly normal for male supporters of Barack Obama.

“Dr. Freud, red courtesy phone”:

“Let’s erect,” Hickenlooper said as the audience burst into laughter at his gaffe.

“…Where’s my water?” the embarrassed mayor responded. “Let’s elect Barack Obama our next president of the United States.”

The crowd then burst into cheers as Hickenlooper deep-throated a 24-ounce bottle of Aquafina. Just kidding… I think.

If the Mayor isn’t careful, Chris Matthews and his tingly leg are going to get jealous.


“Step off, bitch, he’s mine!”