Have you ever been listening to Al Gore and said to yourself, “I wish I had something I could carry all this bullshit in!” Well, wish no more!

It’s the new “What Would Al Gore Do?” environmentally-friendly shopping bag:


Zombie spotted one at a natural foods store (duh) in San Francisco.

Buy one and let everybody know that you possess the two qualities that Al Gore loves the most his eco-recruits: You support a clean environment and are gullible as all hell.

Here are more bags for the discerning environmentalist.

The bag designer missed the mark a little bit though. A bag designed to honor Al Gore properly should look like this.