A KFC has opened in Fallujah’s Hey Al Dubat area.
This means Iraq will be experiencing the next step on the road to freedom: Visits from PETA and Pamela Anderson. At KentuckyFriedCruelty.com, Anderson speaks out against cruelty to chickens — a little creature with a brain the size of a pebble, scrawny legs, high pitched squawk, and historically in-demand breast meatÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ and then of course thereÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s the chicken.
Mark my words, the KFC in Fallujah will prompt Pam and PETA to claim that “terrorism still exists in Iraq, it’s just taken on a different form.” Just wait.
This could be a really bad time to mention this, but last year Jewish Hospital in Shelbyville, Kentucky renamed their medical campus after Colonel Sanders.