Obamagasm: Reporter OD’s on Foreplay With Barack

In a fawning article that reads like an A.N. Roquelaure novel on Spanish fly, a BILD reporter named Judith Bonesky worked out in a gym with Barack Obama before his speech in Germany last week.

Here’s the best part:

“My name’s Judith” I reply. “I’m Barack Obama, nice to meet you!” he says, and puts his arm across my shoulder. I put my arm around his hip – wow, he didn’t even sweat! WHAT A MAN!

I don’t know about you, but I could have used a cigarette after reading the whole article.

Watch your back, Judith, because the rest of the MSM, especially Chris Matthews, might consider you the “other woman” and you may end up as the victim of an, um, “unfortunate accident.”

I took the picture of the reporter and Obama and made it more appropriate to the occasion: